SHOW NOTES

• It's not IoT; it's ToI: Things on Internet. "Toys"

• Quote 1: "Convergence is a goal, but it's not a destination."

• Joe made a secret roadmap that no one can see.

• Root of the word destination

• Quote 2: "Convergence is a destination, but it's not the destination."

• Boogie Board vs Boogie Board/Body Board

• Drunken Sailor

• Labels of Ubuntu People: Ubuntu Frozen, Ubuntu Cold, Ubuntu Thawed, Ubuntu Smokin'(aka Ubuntu Pushers)

• Ubuntu Touch marketing requires a high level of education component

• Taco Talk

• Nothing to Hide documentary (English Subtitles)
  / French Subtitles

• What do Guinea Pigs and android/ios users have in common?

• Is the next cool thing Matrix?

• Will Ubuntu Touch run your next... barbecue?

• The Drop (2016 Canonical )

• The Catch up (from the Drop until the Start)

• The Start (OTA4 16.04 release - right now)

• Quote 3: "Always be thawing"

• The Audiocast Nested Bunny Trails CODE:

    #include <destination.h>
        
          int main() {   
              printf("TOIs: Things on Internet");
        
              BoogieBoardBunnyTrail() {
                    printf("It is like an etch-a-sketch but digital");
          
                    FruitPhoneBunnyTrail() {
                    printf("Telecom causes friend's phone to reboot without consent.");
                    }
          
                    UbuntuFriendlyPeople() {
                        switch(ubuntu) {
                            case 'f':
                                printf("Ubuntu Frozen: Doesn't even know what it is.");
                                break;
          
                            case 'c':
                                printf("Ubuntu Cold: Has heard about it as a type of Linux.");
                                break;
          
                            case 't':
                                printf("Ubuntu Thawed: Knows Ubuntu and uses it.");
                                break;
          
                            case 's':
                                printf("Ubuntu Smokin': The Ubuntu pushers.");
                                break;
                        }
          
                    printf("BoogiePorts: Yumi sticker is good branding.");
            
                        DinnerTableBunnyTrail() {
                            printf("Kids don't like Google listening to them.");
                
                            WifeUnboxing() {
                                int Gmail = PersonalEmail + PGP;
                                int KakaoTalk = Anbox(KakaoTalk);
                                int GoogleMaps = uNav;
                            }    
                    
                            prinf("Chat apps are key to OS success.");
          
                            MoviePlug() {
                                int YouTube = PeerTube;
                                PeerTube("Nothing to Hide");
                            }
          
                            printf("People are starting to develop technological cultures.");
          
                            char *forbearance = "Deal with somebody who is hard to deal with, and show them grace.";
          
                            printf("People like to stay in jail because it's familiar.");
          
                            if ( Matrix == NextCoolThing ) {
                                int chat = Matrix;
                            }
                            else {
                                int chat = TacoTalk;
                            }
                        }
                    }
          
                    int BoogieBoard = BodyBoard;
                   
                }
          
                printf("Are TOIs making us less social?");
                printf("We need to make Ubuntu Touch and option for TOI interfaces.");
                int erface = UbuntuTouch;
          
                return 0;
      
        }
  

Action Items:

• Watch Nothing to Hide documentary (English Subtitles), and share it with someone.
• Discuss this Audiocast in the UBports forum now with this direct link
  
• If you can read the code above and see why it fails, then chances are that you are a developer, and we want you to get in touch with us! wayne[at]ubports.com or joe[at]ubports.com
• Where else can you "thaw" out your life?